3 races and I didn't hit a single 1

I had lots of cool offers to race different things this weekend but I had already made plans for a Saturday night date with my girl and didn’t want to break that. Not to mention cash is a bit tight right now. Turned out that I didn’t race anywhere and just did some ridin’. I went out to some enduro loop thing with Keith on Saturday morning. He was nice enough to bring me a spare YZ250 to ride. Not sure what to think of that enduro stuff. No wait, yeah I do know....fuck a bunch of that enduro stuff. I’d rather grab an old set of bars and spend the morning trying to run through every doorway in my house. Motocross bikes were not built to go that slow. I’m amazed at what those guys can do. Why they don’t ride trials bikes is beyond me. Nonetheless, thanks a lot Keith for letting me tag along and giving me something to ride.

On Sunday we went out to Chicken Creek. Rob showed up with his YZ450 and Garrett made his first appearance at something other than a flattrack since beginning puberty. I should have charged him for a pit pass just to make him feel at home. Rob looked fast as always and made me want a bike. Garrett did really well and even jumped the road gap right off. We had a good time and tried to put some lines into the freshly disc’d moto track. Unfortunately it was just a bit too dry to form up like we’d hoped. It looks like this week we are gonna get plenty of rain so ya’ll don’t make plans for this weekend. Wait a minute, who am I talking to? You pathetic bunch of cock-rockers probably won’t show up next weekend either. (if you were attending a race this weekend you are eliminated from the cock rocker designator) Maybe I should install a tampon machine on the big tree in the parking area for some of you ladies. ?

Speakin’ of ladies, I know that Van will like the latest addition to my helmet.

Suck 'em,

-Buddy