On Sunday we went out to Chicken Creek. Rob showed up with his YZ450 and Garrett made his first appearance at something other than a flattrack since beginning puberty. I should have charged him for a pit pass just to make him feel at home. Rob looked fast as always and made me want a bike. Garrett did really well and even jumped the road gap right off. We had a good time and tried to put some lines into the freshly disc’d moto track. Unfortunately it was just a bit too dry to form up like we’d hoped. It looks like this week we are gonna get plenty of rain so ya’ll don’t make plans for this weekend. Wait a minute, who am I talking to? You pathetic bunch of cock-rockers probably won’t show up next weekend either. (if you were attending a race this weekend you are eliminated from the cock rocker designator) Maybe I should install a tampon machine on the big tree in the parking area for some of you ladies. ?
Speakin’ of ladies, I know that Van will like the latest addition to my helmet.
Suck 'em,
-Buddy
OK, I'll bite; what's the b-CUP reference?
ReplyDeleteWell I'm not nearly as slim as I was 6 or 7 years ago. Van has accused me of workin on a set of tits and started calling me that. ...and I have accused him of being a pole smoker.
ReplyDeleteNo pole smokin going on bro :-)
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