Round 2. Gold Rush Supermoto. A possible grand public introduction of the Chiva Knievel Dirt Bike Series right? Wrong. It was actually a great showing of how much sand we all have in our vaginas because only one guy stepped up and raced. That’s right. GRANT manned up, donned the leathers, and is now the NEW LEADER of the Chiva Knievel series. Way to go Grant! It was a blast to watch you out there.
All hail the KING.Where was everyone else? Well Brian had a legitimate excuse and Mike came down with the same stomach flu that Jake had the day earlier. Those 2 guys get a pass on being called total pussies. Me? I wrecked a utility quad the day before and my knees felt like I’d spent a week in a homo bathhouse but that’s not a good enough excuse. I’m a puss. Bobby and Eddie? You 2 blowhards are in the same boat as me. Bobby said something about bein’ broke but I heard about the horsies and the new car. You’re a puss. Cheatbike Eddie? I don’t even know what the hell happened to Eddie. You’re a pussy too.
Gonna ride this weekend. Maybe Saturday and Sunday. Round 3 to be announced soon. I'll try to think of something LESS cool so everyone can attend. Hope you girls can get your tampons in the right hole before that one.
So now that I've got a big target on my back, when is the next round? I mean, I'm digging all the fame and adoration that comes with having the points lead and all, but bench racing only scratches the itch so far, you know?
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