Well that flyer took long enough didn’t it? You know what they say…better late than preggo.
So this weekend is IT! Sunday is the second official points paying round of the ridiculously underground Chiva Knievel Dirt Bike Series. Like the flyer says we’ll be entering the 80cc-150cc 4-cycle Minibike class. We’ll race with whoever enters that class and then score ourselves separately afterwards. How do we determine who WE be? Well WE fuckin’ know. And for those of you in-the-knowers who weren’t able to attend Round 1 due to your irritated vaginas, here’s your chance to be cooler than most and commit to the rest of the series. However, remember that the Board of Chiva Knievel/Chicken Creek reserves the right to refuse entry to any foo’ we think could endanger our underground status. So be cool, skip school, and keep yer cocksucker shut.
Most importantly, do NOT wait until Sunday to show. Gold Rush goes on all weekend and the buses (that’s right, 2 buses) and crew will be there from Friday night until Sunday night. Come out and enjoy Saturday with the team cross-country races, night races, and refreshments into the night. (BYOB, we ain’t fuckin’ rich here) Sunday should be a blast too as we’ll be able to watch honorary CK members Tucwon, Hollis, and Roy (plus whoever is bat-shit-crazy enough to be Roy’s passenger) defend honor in the side-x-side race. Good times all around. Gitcho ass there!
So this weekend is IT! Sunday is the second official points paying round of the ridiculously underground Chiva Knievel Dirt Bike Series. Like the flyer says we’ll be entering the 80cc-150cc 4-cycle Minibike class. We’ll race with whoever enters that class and then score ourselves separately afterwards. How do we determine who WE be? Well WE fuckin’ know. And for those of you in-the-knowers who weren’t able to attend Round 1 due to your irritated vaginas, here’s your chance to be cooler than most and commit to the rest of the series. However, remember that the Board of Chiva Knievel/Chicken Creek reserves the right to refuse entry to any foo’ we think could endanger our underground status. So be cool, skip school, and keep yer cocksucker shut.
Most importantly, do NOT wait until Sunday to show. Gold Rush goes on all weekend and the buses (that’s right, 2 buses) and crew will be there from Friday night until Sunday night. Come out and enjoy Saturday with the team cross-country races, night races, and refreshments into the night. (BYOB, we ain’t fuckin’ rich here) Sunday should be a blast too as we’ll be able to watch honorary CK members Tucwon, Hollis, and Roy (plus whoever is bat-shit-crazy enough to be Roy’s passenger) defend honor in the side-x-side race. Good times all around. Gitcho ass there!
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