
But if you are going to come out you must read THIS. I’m not a big fan of a bunch of rules. If I liked rules (and was a faggot) I’d play golf. However, something has come up that I feel needs a rule. Lately we’ve all been goofin’ off on the 100’s and forgetting to strap on a helmet because the 100’s are cute and cuddly and don’t feel that dangerous. I think that’s a bad idea. So from now on... Rule #1 at Chicken Creek is that you must wear a helmet.

Closely followed by Rule #2 which states "If you admit that you prefer Van Halen with Sammy Hagar you must also admit that you fantasize about being the pivot man in a prison shower. "
But yeah, bring your helmet. Because I don't want one of my friend's to pop their squash and turn into a window licker on the horizontally challenged bus.
See ya Sunday,
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