Irish Sunglasses
Two black eyes that, from a distance, look like a pair of sunglasses. Usually a gift to women by their husbands.
“Hey Ted, you see that lady over there?”
“Yeah, she’s got a nice pair of Irish Sunglasses on.”
Irish Monocle
Giving the bitch only one black eye because your other hand is holding a drink.
“I was holding a Jameson so I just gave her an Irish Monocle.”
Irish Perm
The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft.
“Debbie is still trying to wash out the Irish Perm I gave her.”
Irish Pajamas
When one passes out from excessive drinking and sleeps in his/her clothes.
“John woke up hung-over with vomit all over his Irish Pajamas.”
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