One's that start out like Mike Fuckin Stone. That's who. You can read the story here. The short version is that Mike used Twitter to ask a pornstar to his prom and the slut said yes. So all of you other guys spend your time worrying about renting a limo, whose parents will buy you beer, and if little Susie is gonna let you get the stink finger. Ol' Mike already has his priorities straight.
In the overused words of Easy... "Like a boss" indeed.
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