Ho Lee Fok "Poll of the Month" : Fraternities?

There can only be 2 reasons that someone would join a fraternity.

1. Unbelievably low self esteem because someone's daddy didn't love them enough.
   
2. Latent homosexuality.

You'd think no girl would ever say "I've gotta get with Johnny because last week his "brothers" forced him to clean their taints with his toothbrush." ...yet it does happen.