Lots of talk going 'round about what will happen at Anaheim 1, 2012. I'm looking forward to it, but not as stoked as I would be if it went down like...
J-Law comes out of retirement riding a factory TM 250 two-stroke with a stripper that he sent to MMI as his mechanic. He rolls up to the line wearing real leathers from the 70's with an open face helmet and a Jofa mouth guard hanging low enough for you to see his fugly ass grill.
He makes it out of his qualifier with a 5th place finish, style to burn, and a few birds flown at the AMA officials who think motocross should be on Disney after Hannah Montana.
At the gate for the main event... He snorts a line of blow off the hooker's cleavage, nails the holeshot, and as he is lapping Vince Friese he hits him so hard that Friese's bike breaks in half. After the race he has Erin Bates give him a quick Gaylord Perry while hiding behind Steve Matthes and then he sucker punches Tony Alessi on the way out of the stadium. Where did he finish? Does it matter?
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