While most of us involved in the CKDC agree that NASCAR is gay, we do adhere to one interesting rule that they use. That rule is this:
A competitor in the CKDC may have a substitute rider gain points for them in an official event provided that said competitor do at least 1 of the following:
1. Provide x-rays and/or a doctor’s note that you are unable to compete due to a large amount of sand in your vagina.
A competitor in the CKDC may have a substitute rider gain points for them in an official event provided that said competitor do at least 1 of the following:
1. Provide x-rays and/or a doctor’s note that you are unable to compete due to a large amount of sand in your vagina.
2. Admit that you are a bitch to “the man” and are missing due to work obligations. (even this is suspect because you need to get your damn priorities in check)
3. Openly admit that you recently received rough anal sex and sitting on the bike hurts your swollen balloon knot.
These are the ONLY 3 ways that one may use this rule. SO… if any of you would choose this option, someone else may pilot your steed this Sunday and you may gain points with your head hung low.
These are the ONLY 3 ways that one may use this rule. SO… if any of you would choose this option, someone else may pilot your steed this Sunday and you may gain points with your head hung low.
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