Tribute to Mountain Bob

Well brethren, a sad day is upon us. The Chiva Knievel Dirt Bike series has lost one of it’s toughest competitors. It has came to us on high that this one time warrior of speed and force is to be trading his race bike for a ..trading his race bike for a… a horse.

It is times like these that we warriors must understand that sometimes the Chiva Knievel series is just too goddamn gnarly for everyday folk. Too. Goddamn. Gnarly. .. Not everyone possesses the testicular fortitude required to delve into battle time after time. And you know what brothers? There is no shame in that. No shame if one can no longer rise to the occasion and penetrate his foes with great ram of speed. … Well, there IS shame in that. ..quite a bit of it now that I think about it. But Bob was a damn worthy competitor. Worthy for sure. So we’re not going to hold it against him. He’s more than welcome to attend future rounds, sit with the women, and fix us dinner while we go fast.

So until then it’s “so long”, “sayonara”, and most appropriately “happy trails” from your brothers who keep their balls firmly attached where the Jackalope welded ‘em on to begin with.