Typical

Shoulda known. ... "What's that?" you say..

I shoulda known that some of you ladies couldn't get your tampons in the right hole on such short notice.

There will still be a race. And real dudes who pack their manhood in their own drawers will still show up to eat, drink, and bang bars under the artificial lights on Saturday night. There just won't be any points awarded.

Cheers,
-Buddy